Ways To Return To The Past

Hmmm....Brains out there, got any GREAT/Creative/Crazy Ideas to bring me back to 1yr ago? Come On...Share with me.

1. Jump down from a very tall building and pray hard.
2. Hold your breathe in the water until faint.
3. Stuff your head into a pillow and hold your breathe.
4. Go drink until you are dead drunk and run at expressway.